What’s So Appealing About Hell?

Rev. Paul Beckel

First Universalist Unitarian Church ~ www.uuwausau.org

March 19, 2006

 

 

Injustice is a sixth sense, and rouses all the others.  Amelia Barr

 

Judgment delayed is judgment voided.  The Talmud

 

The best way of avenging thyself is not to become like the wrongdoer.  Marcus Aurelius

 

You have heard that it was said, 'An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth.' But I say to you, Do not resist an evildoer. If anyone strikes you on the right cheek.... Matthew 5: 38-39

 

Love endures all things.  I Corinthians 13

 

With what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.  Matthew 7:12

 

Tolerance is a virtue, but indifference is a vice.  Dana McLean Greeley

 

Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. Martin Luther King, Jr.

 

That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly, they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell.  St. Thomas Aquinas

 

Do not ask me whether the torments of the wicked will endure forever. ...I have no empty curiosity for the investigation of useless problems.  Jean Jacques Rousseau

 

 

OPENING WORDS

What’s so appealing about Hell? Carlton Pearson is the minister of a Pentecostal mega-church in Tulsa who recently came to believe in universal salvation. He didn’t stop believing in God or Jesus or believing that Jesus died for humanity’s sins. He just started believing that Jesus died for everybody’s sins and that everybody, Christian or not, was going to heaven. He was branded a heretic by other prominent ministers, and membership at Pearson’s church plummeted from several thousand to a few hundred.

 

The story raises a fascinating question. Assuming that the people in his congregation expected to be saved, why was it so important for them that at least some people would go to hell? It’s actually a pretty old question. On this day in Universalist History -- March 19, 1652: Richard Coppin, a student at Oxford University in England, stood trial for his belief in universal salvation. He was expelled from the University.


SERMON

What’s so appealing about hell?

 

From the “Garden of Earthly Delights” by Hieronymus Bosch, to “The Far Side,” by Gary Larson, images of hell abound in visual arts. From the impressionist’s Claude Debussy, to heavy metal’s AC/DC, images of hell abound in music. From habanero hot sauce to New Jersey Devils hockey, images of hell abound in the products we use, and the teams we cheer.

 

From Samoa to Finland, from Mesopotamia to Angola, from Siberia to Chile[1] to Hollywood, images of hell abound in religion and in the countless legends, books, and films that explain, warn, defend, and satirize teachings about the downside of the afterlife.

 

What sorts of images? The Maya of Central America have hieroglyphics of heroes, gods, and goddesses which date back to 50 years B.C.E. Their mythology includes gory images of eternal punishment in Hunhau -- different circles of the underworld -- for those who have eluded justice on earth. Thousands of inaccessible miles to the west, the Caroline Islanders of Micronesia similar fear their lord of the underworld -- Gora-Daileng, who eternally roasts and tortures souls for their earthly wickedness. They dare not utter his name aloud lest he think he is being summoned.

 

Jainism (an offshoot of Buddhism), Japanese Shinto, and pagan European tales from before the time of Christ all contain images of misery, heat, and torture by demons. Kanaloa is the Hawaiian squid god of death who gives off a putrid smell that reflects the odor of people’s sins.

 

Nordic and Icelandic myths speak of a cold realm of icy suffering. This “Niflheim” is the ultimate destination of everyone who hasn’t died in battle. In North America the Sioux Indian spirit Matexzungua oversees the northern land of insufferable cold where souls of the departed are cleansed before journeying to the tropical southern paradise.

 

Siberian lore speaks of Mu Monto -- an afterworld where all live together. But those who have been wicked are stripped and lashed while those who were poor in life enjoy great banquets and fine wines.

 

A sect of early christianity known as the Gnostics taught that any separation from god is hell, including life on earth.

 

Instead of fear or suffering, another common image of the afterlife involves unending monotony. Angolans have Kiamba, the Aztecs had Mictlan, and the Baobo people of the Philippines tell of an underworld which is not for punishment, but is insufferably boring compared to the constant challenges and rewards of life. To the Iroquois, “Hahgweh” is an underworld of despair, regret, and an overwhelming sense of failure...but not physical suffering.

 

Sometimes hell is portrayed as a surreal dream -- bizarre, ambiguous, flowing.... And even if it’s not a dream of torture, falling, or pursuit by demons, perhaps this is the scariest consequence for the lives we’ve led: to spend eternity in an endless attempt to psychologically integrate all of the pieces.

 

But is hell just an otherworldly dream -- or is it tangible physical experience -- possibly even woven into the land of the living? The San people of South Africa try to keep ghouls of the underworld from collecting the souls of the dead by placing large stones on the graves. Sound familiar?

 

Slavic legend speaks of those who die prematurely, virgins and victims of accidents, all who are jealous of the living, and who return to haunt those still having rich life experiences. Their unhappy dead are said to become vampires... unless the bodies are burned or impaled.

 

Vampires also haunted ancient Greece and Rome, and pre-Columbian Chile, and Japan. Ireland has a seductress who sucks life; the Scottish version is known as the baobhan sith. In Malaya, mothers who have died in childbirth come back to suck the blood of newborns. Fear of the return of the dead led to the tradition of the “wake” -- in which the family guards the body for a few days after death.

 

In Greek myth Persephone is kidnapped and forced to live in the underworld with King Hades for half of every year. Only when she returns to earth does her mother Demeter, goddess of the harvest, allow things to grow. Also in Greece, 350 years before Christ, Plato spoke in familiar terms about an afterlife of rewards and punishments. However the method of judgment that he described is interesting. He imagined an ideal legal bureaucracy which would assign souls their fates with perfect fairness.

 

Other traditions also identify such moments of judgment: the Egyptian god Osiris weighing the heart of the dead on a scale against the feather of truth; Jesus’s parable about separating the sheep from the goats....

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Many have struggled with the idea that a loving God is also the judge who would condemn anyone to eternal suffering. C.S. Lewis’s explanation is that God is not responsible for our punishment; he is not vengeful. No, hell is simply evidence that we have free will; hell is a choice made by those who reject God. Lewis wrote about hell in The Great Divorce, a reaction to William Blake’s The Marriage of Heaven and Hell which describes these two realms as temporary states, or simply matters of perspective.

 

Many traditions propose hell-like places or states which are temporary. Hindus, whose primary religious allegory is that of a journey through multiple reincarnations, describe chambers of punishment where souls burn off bad karma before proceeding to their next life.

 

Even the Buddhist tradition has its temporary way-stations on the journey of reincarnation. Chinese Buddhist art depicts an underworld with the condemned confined to flaming pools of serpents. Japanese Buddhist tradition includes similar imagery following judgment by two decapitated heads. The Tibetan Buddhist “Book of the Dead” refers not to a being who judges, but an automatic process through which a soul damns itself for its evil, with punishment consisting of having to face one’s own moral ugliness.

 

Judaism’s “gehinom” is another temporary state of soul cleansing. The experience is unpleasant, certainly, but rarely exceeds twelve months. So Jews officially mourn the dead for no longer than eleven months. Many secular or liberal Jews, however, will say that there is no afterlife, or that Judaism concentrates on the here and now.

 

In Islam and Zoroastrianism, hell is temporary not just for the souls who go there. Even hell itself will come to an end at the last judgment. At that time, most condemned souls will enter paradise, their metaphysical debt paid in full. Those beyond hope of salvation will be obliterated.

 

But despite the widespread stories of fire and brimstone, images of hell have been softening over the past century or so. In his later years Billy Graham’s most vivid description of hell was that of “an eternal search for God that is never quenched.” Pope John Paul II was no advocate of hell per se, but simply described the alternative to heaven as the separation from God.

 

Several small christian groups share the view of Bishop Carlton Pearson, whom I mentioned in my opening words. They preach universal salvation -- the notion that everyone will eventually come to rest with God in heaven. They make essentially the same argument that our UU predecessors made in the 1700s -- interpreting the bible in an historical-critical manner, and referring to universalist teachings which were prevalent for 300 years after Jesus’s death --until Christianity became the official religion of the Roman Empire.

 

The universalism which became Unitarian Universalism has evolved. There were the early battles over whether salvation was instantaneous (because sin has its own consequences here on earth) or whether we all would have to endure the temporary cleansing thing.

 

The notion that salvation is a result of Jesus’s suffering and atoning for our sins -- this doctrine was rejected in the 1800s. Over time the emphasis shifted from Jesus’s death... to his life and teachings as the source of salvation. Following the American civil war, the concept of salvation as an afterlife gave way to an imperative to create the Kingdom of Heaven here on earth. And in the 20th century, especially as Universalism merged with Unitarianism, the emphasis shifted to treating every person equally as a child of a loving god, as neighbor, and in the eyes of the law.

 

Unitarian Universalists eventually found any kind of doctrine or creed to be counterproductive (if not impossible). So we may be a little too quick to scoff at those whose heritage includes stories of supernatural demons or heroes. As we learn about these wildly diverse images of hell, I think it’s important to recognize that they include a wide range of current official religious teachings, ancient but respected folklore, and outrageous stories that get carried forward more for their outstanding vividness than for being literally believed.

 

For example, 700 years ago, an Italian named Dante described multiple levels of hell. Even so, it would be a mistake to call his vision “an Italian belief.” A few days ago the U.S. government explicitly re-affirmed pre-emptive war as a doctrine of its foreign policy. But it would be a mistake to say now that this is what “Americans believe.”

 

Such un-nuanced assumptions surely pave the way to places we don’t want to go.

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As long as there have been images of hell, there have been satires of hell. Aristophanes wrote The Frogs -- describing a merry hell -- during the same era that Plato spoke of hell’s punishment representing an ideal of justice. Since then the absurdity of hellfire doctrines and the hypocrisy of those who preach them have been lampooned in horror movies, music videos, carnival funhouses, cartoons, comic books, graphic novels, campfire stories, album art, and biker culture. The Onion recently ran a story on baptizing your cat, which apparently is an important matter because kittens’ hearts, at birth, are filled with what theologians call, “original mischief.”

 

Unitarian Rod Serling utilized his creepy creations Night gallery and The Twilight Zone to tell stories implying that damnation is of our own making -- that nothing could be worse than the horrors of our own imaginations.

 

In every medium taste is set aside in favor of extreme grotesqueness. Unbounded efforts are made to capture our attention -- whether to glorify or to reject conventional morality, rebellious irreverence, arrogant fearlessness, and the thrill of flirting with evil. The works of Dante and John Donne, Goethe and John Bunyan... these are just a few of endless depictions of journeys through hell, deals with the devil, the seductive lure of diabolical powers, and warnings against trying to delve into forbidden realms of knowledge.

 

With all their variation, it’s sometimes hard to tell which of these artifacts are intended as gospel, and which as farce. Perhaps it’s just a matter of perspective. They all contain sadness and gloating, the mockery of evil, and hints of frenzied witch hunts to come.

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Polls show that 60% of Americans “believe” in “hell.” But why? Why do human cultures abound with images of misery? Is it our need to feel special? Do we have a sense that if everyone is special then no one is special?

 

So many images contain hierarchies -- different layers or circles of hell which get worse and worse depending upon the nature of our transgressions. Is this an essential component of justice? Here on earth we create similar categories for criminals, and for both our real and imagined victimhood... seeking, perhaps in vain, for justice in response to life’s inexplicable unfairness and mercy, temptation, bad luck, and getting away with (whatever you last got away with).

 

We want to believe that our actions and our beliefs truly matter. Some traditions place more emphasis upon proper belief than humane behavior, but the bulk of hell imagery implies that it’s behavior that counts. And perhaps it’s not surprising that these concepts would endure when a) we observe people doing evil, and b) we’re affected personally by other people’s vile behavior. I mean -- doesn’t everyone know someone who ought to go to hell?

 

And if we take hell seriously, and we know that we ourselves might end up there, we want to know what we can do about it. In 17th century Britain, the wealthy hired sin eaters. A loaf of bread or a pitcher of wine or milk would be placed on the chest of their dead loved-one to absorb any residual evil. Then the sin-eater would consume the food or drink to take that sin and its punishment upon him or herself.

 

Many of the traditions I’ve mentioned involve such mediators who might get us off the hook. Advocates who have gone to hell to rescue loved ones. The Virgin Mary is often called upon to play this intercessory role. In the Koran, Muhammad visited hell, and there are multiple versions of Jesus descending to intervene.

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Is belief in hell a function of sadism, or is it a sincere quest for justice? Is belief in hell a result of insanity or boredom? In 1662, Isobel Gowdie, an apparently sane and intelligent Scottish farm wife voluntarily came to the local authorities with stories of her frequent sexual encounters with the devil. We can only guess what her life may have been like after her “confessions.” But history provides no clues as to her motivation. John Bunyan’s hell-themed novel The Pilgrim’s Progress, written in England at about the same time, may have been motivated by his unjust imprisonment. Bunyan, a Calvinist, spent 12 years in jail for unlicensed preaching in a country where Henry VIII had declared that only Church of England preachers under his own control would preach the gospel.

 

So, do images of hell persist as a form of hope that justice exists and that the good will win out in the end? Do these images provide a sense of power, retribution, or consolation to those who are overwhelmed by fear or violence or unfairness -- or those overwhelmed by their own perception of victimhood? Could hell give our earthly suffering meaning?

 

Finally: Is hell a fantasy for the meek and powerless, helping them to endure in hopes of a later reward? Or is hell the fantasy of the powerful, as described by Aristotle 300 years before Christ? He wrote: "It has been handed down in mythical form from earliest times to posterity, that there are gods, and that the divine compasses all nature. All beside this has been added, after the mythical style, for the purpose of persuading the multitude, and for the interests of the laws, and the advantage of the state."

 

This week I viewed the first in the series of Left Behind movies which tell of the Rapture and the rise of the Antichrist. I’m eager to share with you some thoughts about the film. But lest this sermon last for an eternity, I must pause now. This subject raises many more interesting questions about people’s motivation to envision hell and our potential to understand one another. Next week’s sermon has already been advertised as “Mr. & Ms Potato God,” so I’ll say more about Left Behind and the fantasies of Armageddon on the first Sunday in April.



[1] Much of this material was drawn from Encyclopedia of Hell, by Miriam Van Scott, 2004